May 18, 2007

What is God like?

A friend sent this today.

The challenge to the kids was to come up with TV commercials in which you can substitute God for what the product promises to do. How well did they do? You decide.


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What God is like – thanks to
television commercials from the 80s


God is like... BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles.

God is like... A FORD
He's got a better idea.

God is like.. COKE

He's the real thing.

God is like... HALLMARK
He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like... TIDE
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

God is like... GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.

God is like... SEARS
He has everything.

God is like... ALKA-SELTZER
Try him, you'll like Him.

God is like... SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see him, but
He’s holding everything together.

God is like... DELTA
He's ready when you are.

God is like... ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.

God is like... VO-5 Hair Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like... DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wisheverybody did?

God is like... The U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice willkeep Him from His appointed destination.

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